I don't intend any subsequent post to contain as much writing as this one. The idea is to post photos now and again as a substitute for sending badly written, irrelevant mass emails to people I barely know or like back home. These should be accompanied by little or no comment as although there's no real evidence for it, it is scientific fact that anyone who isn't a professional writer but still insists on presenting material for public consumption inevitably ends up sounding like a proper twat.
This is a photo diary of my time in Korea and as I've already been here 6 months a little backdating is required to show how the first half year has passed. If this doesn't make you so desperate to get to Gumi that you'd consider sitting outside Heathrow airport handing out blowjobs for cash and airmiles then don't expect the next 6 months to raise even a smile.
December was a little nippy
I think this was at Easter
Joan is cornered by the santa police...
...whilst Rob and I convince them we look like this all year round
Nice arse
His ice sledge ran out of petrol
Well I thought I looked pretty sexy
And all the old women on the train agreed
Lily tries on my jacket for size and stops hitting me for 5 minutes
A big buddha
And a temple to go with it
Joan is drying her wet jeans, Rob's foot is in plaster, Japanese porn is on in the background. Not much more can be said.
Pig
His wares were shit but he did let me wear his hat
Cherry blossom
Joan suddenly realises the man standing next to her is not her 6ft 3" boyfriend
Whereas Joe seems to have found his ideal partner
Don't take them outside. They'll only go feral
Meditation
Probably the best (and only) all foreigner football team in Gumi
A new toy
It looks even better without me on it
Don't mess with Wooin
They might have looked the part but they were really, really shit
4 out of 5 women still only rated me as second best looking
-If you could read a map properly we wouldn't be in this mess.
-Shut up twat
I like ponds
Bryant and Traci make the most of the only bit of real grass in Korea
A temple, Gyeongju
This is actually nicer than my flat
Wooin bug cemetary
Train, padddy fields and small bird
1 comments:
Willy, great to hear from you. Pictures are great and the commentry even better. A little more work on character development is required. The little bird in the last picture for instance, what was his motivation, were did he feel he was going. Im in my new house, actually, in (genuinly) sunny Wigan chipping the plaster off the walls for a spanking brand new damp proof layer.
Living the dream.
Mesenseless
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